For those old enough to remember, back in the 1990s MTV had a show called Sex in the '90s which talked about sexual issues from a contemporary perspective. One episode dealt with masturbation, and there was a Christian girl who was running an anti-masturbation campaign. And that Christian girl turned out to be . . .
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL, THE TEA PARTY CANDIDATE FROM DELAWARE!
And now you know the rest of the story.
(For the record, I don't believe masturbation, in and of itself, is a sin. However, if it becomes an addiction, and leads you to pornography, then you shouldn't do it.)