Remember when I wrote about all those specialty Bibles, like the Green Bible, the Patriot's Bible, and the Anime Bible? Well, the fine folks at Zondervan are coming out with . . . the Chunky Bible!!
Wait, here's the best part:
Chunky mini includes 96 tear-out cards. Each of these little chunks is a perforated removable note – chunks of wisdom, hope, and love – meant to pass along as encouragement for evangelistic messaging in a non-threatening way. These notes are perfect for friends, family, co-workers, or for leaving with a tip at a restaurant for someone you don’t even know!
The lighthearted quotes are coupled with relevant Scripture verses and chunks of wisdom for everyday life with quotes by well-known people from John Ortberg, Mother Thersa, Dolly Parton, and Mark Twain.
“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb … I also know I’m not blonde.” – Dolly Parton
“Always do what is right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” – Mark Twain
Wait, hold up here! I thought the Bible was the Word of God, not a collection of cute inspirational quotes. Besides, Mark Twain was irreligious (brilliant writer, though).
Me, I try to keep my faith simple, so I just give me the Bible as it is, without any cute little gimmicks. Is that too much to ask?